Thursday, 25 September 2014

Free cat with every mortgage


A feline being the first to enter a family home symbolises good luck.

Lots of people hold a general hatred and disgust for cats, though not me. This is why I was enlightened by this recent newspaper article. The inhabitants of the house have the ability to choose the breed of cat they desire and the delivery time. Surely this is a bank offer than cannot be refused? Disappointingly in my eyes, the cat is not a house warming gift, but it is to signify luck.

After longingly wanting another feline, since mine decided to immigrate to my neighbour’s home, this article filled me with warmth. I love the idea of my favourite animal sprinkling ounces of good luck around the property, whilst taking part in a glamourous photo-shoot. The banks revealed, “Home owners are advised not to become too emotionally attached to their new cat”, although I would find this aspect entirely impossible.

I enjoy reading about the cats being treated like celebrities, and having photographs of themselves printed on vehicles, instead of undeserving and fame crazy people. Personally, I think it would be beneficial and successful for this advertising campaign to continue throughout other countries too.

Once the payment for the property is made to the bank, as a customer, legally you are entitled to a receipt and some documents and traditionally you are entitled to a feline of your personal preference. I imagine people would turn up their noses at this aspect, but my arms are wide open. Despite me missing my kitten who decided to flee, this is a loan I would definitely be eager to participate in.  Suddenly, the Russian culture seems more exciting than the one I am involved in now.

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