The Media

1.    A perfectly sized block house with a garden.

2.    Working for a particular stable wage package, in terms of the government’s expectations.

3.    Find a perfect relationship, were children and marriage are foreseeable.

4.    Eat healthily and nutritionally at all times and create a consistent exercise programme.

5.    Ensure your family have a respectable reputation.

12th January 2016

• ·         Two celery sticks with guacamole – 50 calories
• ·         50 minute jog
• ·         Worked in office for 9.5 hours
• ·         Removed the weeds sprouting in the front garden

 Today I booked my plastic surgery, (a nose job and botox injection in the upper cheeks with Dr. HW at 2.30pm January 20th 2016) and spent a proportional amount of my time and wage package on items of clothing I have seen on advertisements.

 His infidelity and obesity disgust me on a level no-one would be able to understand. My view is cemented. If you are not living a conventional life, you are doing it completely and utterly wrong. My brother is no exception. He’s spattered all over the magazines like a dead fly, I despise whatever ludicrous living method he is following. Our beliefs and views are controlled; there is no room for freedom in such a way that he is expressing it.

 10th February 2016

• ·         Apple salad and green tea – 63 calories
• ·         Gym for 75 minutes
• ·         Worked in office for 10.5 hours
• ·         Hair dyed electric blonde at a hairdressers which was recommended on the TV

Intelligence isn’t key is being successful. Being successful is having a routine and following the orders of the government. The fact my brother, Brad King, is an intelligent business and writer is irrelevant. The fact, my brother gives her family our bad name, with his lack of stability, gambling habits, and unappealing physical appearance is what is relevant. I am certain he has more haters, than there are people in this country.

 Forms of media said “King involved in vicious fight”, “King blows £10,000 in casino”, “King puts on 3 stone”, “King photographed with 4 girls at once”.

 It is not possible to be oblivious to the media and what is conveys. You have to be engulfed in the media to have a good life. The King family would have a reputation of high authority if he wasn’t here, ruining things. I refuse to be dragged into his minority, or be linked with him in any way.

 24th March 2016

1. ·         Muesli and avocado – 78 calories
2. ·         Celebrity exercise DVD – 60 minutes
3. ·         Worked in office for 8.75 hours
4. ·         Applied for online dating websites in order to find the right man

“BRAD KING IN FIGHT OVER DRUGS” read my newspaper this morning. A burning anger rose from my feet to my brain. Who does he think he is? The disrespect is mounting higher and higher. The photograph showed him in a ripped shirt, with his overweight stomach on view. “King’s secret addition causes a storm; the star was arrested at 23:41pm last night by London police.”

The society we belong to does not allow the use of any illegal substances, it is entirely unacceptable. The media are presenting him as an evil creature, one that I do not want to be biologically or socially related to. But, after being angered by his ridiculous behaviour for the last few years, I think it is time I called for a meeting during his release on bail. Before I decide what procedure I want to take next.

1st April 2016

• ·         Tuna and pepper – 120 calories
• ·         90 minute aerobics class
• ·         Worked in office for 10 hours
• ·         Went shopping for organic vegetables

 “KING SIBLINGS IN HEATED ROW” I picked the magazine up and threw into the shopping trolley. This is what the media wanted I guess. For everyone to know the truth. The levels of embarrassment were too high. He had crumpled up my perfect lifestyle and thrown it into latest media frenzy.

 My method of persuasion failed to work. He refused to be the citizen he should be. I still remain in a state of shock over the ordeal. I am going to have to get rid of him. My cheeks burned with anger and my brain shook inside my skull violently. He has to go.

 The scandalous magazine I had just purchased could be beneficial. I should practise before doing it properly. Hopefully it would melt away all of the stress and worry. Hopefully. It would melt away a lot of things, and my life would continue to be a conventional dream. The plan had to work, there was no other option. I must identify a place where there is no media coverage: his private home. I know the specific spots in his home that the camera do not view. Then, I must find an allocated time that he will be there and teach my brother a good life lesson. I life lesson nobody will forget.

The media will suspect another celebrity did it; I’ll give them some good imaginative headlines.

Yes. That’s right. That’s the only way. Surely.

I bought a lighter for the kiosk at the front of the store.

 17th May 2016

• ·         Slop – Not observant of the calories
• ·         No space to exercise between the four walls, except limits walking breaks in the grounds
• ·         No career waiting for me
• ·         No-one came to meet me at visiting hours

“KING BURNT ALIVE IN HOUSE FIRE”

They damaged me.

Forms of media said, “All unpublished writing material demolished along with his loving soul”, “Successful star will always be a king”, “Talented, young and inspirational – loved and cherished by all”.

 Liars, they are all liars.